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Stormy Daniels Chip Away At Trump In A Crunchy New Way

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People are showing up at strip clubs where Daniels (aka Stephanie Clifford) is dancing and paying her to stomp on Cheetos. According to an upcoming Penthouse interview. Clifford was at a strip club in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, when a number of gay men came to her with bags of Cheetos and offered her $20 if she would stomp on the orange puffs  according to a interview given to the Daily Beast. Clifford, a true capitalist, took the money and smashed up Cheetos scattered on the stage into orange powder. Clifford, claims to have had an affair with Trump in 2006.


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Many people believe the snack food resembles Trump’s skin tone. Comedian Patton Oswalt, in case you don’t get the connection, described the president as a “racist scrotum dipped in Cheeto dust.”  That’s not the only titillating Trump tidbit in the interview: Clifford also told Penthouse that Trump’s comb-over is his real hair but that, in intimate moments, it moves, “like a drunken cockatoo.” So, Orange you intrigued?

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Champion Eater, Matt Stonie Eats 125 Cupcakes — With Sprinkles

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Competitive eater Matt “Megatoad” Stonie consumed 125 cupcakes in one sitting in a http://YouTube video he posted Monday. (Never invite this man to your kid’s birthday party). Ranked third by http://Major League Eating, the former Nathan’s hot dog-eating champion showed off his voracious sweet tooth by Hoovering down more than 12,000 calories worth of bakery treats in 8 minutes.

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Stonie noted that he has excelled in other sweet challenges, eating 85 MoonPies and 255 Peeps in minutes. He ate the first 50 in about two minutes, and struggled from there. “I was stuck in the tornado of sugar,” he said in a viral video of the stunt: He’s no cupcake when it comes to cupcakes. The doughnut-downing feat showed there were no holes in his competitive eating game skills.

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