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Nutcase Takes on Gator While Gator Takes on Cop Car

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The beast was either dull in the skull or wanted to take a bite out of crime when it latched on to the vehicle’s front bumper and wouldn’t let go, even after the Alachua County officer put the car in reverse. One moxie alligator decided to stand up to the long arm of the law near Gainesville, Fla., by going head to grill with a deputy’s squad car Sunday. Once it was dragged by its teeth several feet, it finally released its grip and was taken into custody by a trapper. Officials wouldn’t say if the beast would be relocated to the nearby state park from which they thought it came, but added that aggressive gators are usually harvested… a nice way a saying he might be looking good as a pair of boots soon.

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I was in Florida that same day to set up my new lake home I purchased recently and got to meet a similar wildlife neighbor. By coincidence, “Al” I cleverly dubbed the almost 7-foot gator as he approached shoreline just off the screened-in pool in the backyard. There he sat for more than an hour eyeballing my three Chihuahuas that immediately signaled the alarm while on border patrol behind the screen. After listening to the Mexicans yap for much too long, I decided not so cleverly to take matters into my own hands and scare the gator away. Armed with a long-handled pool brush and wishing Steve Irwin were still alive, I nervously hit the ground several times with the brush as I walked toward Al. He didn’t move. I think I heard him laugh. Then, I backed off as the beast gave me what I presumed was the big stink eye. From behind, I heard one of my human neighbors, who had been observing my stupidity, say amusingly, “Proceed with caution… it’s mating season.”

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The Internet Hopping With Joy Over This Uniformed ‘Police Rabbit’

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Surrey Police in southeast England shared the photograph of the animal at the Edenbridge & Oxted Agricultural Show on Facebook on Monday: Behold this adorable bunny, with its tiny badge and handcuffs, has sparked a hilarious “Photoshop Battle” on Reddit. The police department lightheartedly claimed the rabbit was a “new recruit” who would “assist in searching small and confined spaces.” It also asked its followers if they had what it took to become “a Police Rabbit Handler.”

No automatic alt text available.Some people believed the joke post, forcing the police to later clarify that the creature was just a visitor and “not our latest recruit in the pursuit of sniffing out crime.” Nevertheless, the photograph still went viral ― and even ended up on Reddit’s “Photoshop Battles” thread, where Redditors reimagined the snap in various funny ways ― including one image featuring model Kendall Jenner:

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Easter Bunny Raunchy come-on

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Easter Bunny gets woman arrested for lewd act in public, a disapproving witness reported the crime to police. Unwanted sexual behavior with the Easter Bunny isn’t egg-zactly appropriate for a fifty four (54) year old woman especially around kids but that’s what an Ohio woman did,  Ladonna Hughett was arrested on Saturday after being reported for lewdly grabbing and propositioning the Bunny while he was working at the carousel park in Mansfield,  as Hughett posed with the rabbit for photos she propositioned and groped him in front of and within earshot of families at the indoor park according to station WLW in Columbus, Ohio.

 

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We received a report at the Mansfield police department about an unusual assault at the Richland Carousel Park of an intoxicated female being very lewd an explicit with the ” Easter Bunny”,  Assistant Chief Keith Porch told station WLW, as officers arrived they found Hughett in the act . According to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, officers said Hughett appeared to be intoxicated and slurred her words along with bloodshot eyes and a wobbly demeanor. Hughett was charged with public drunkenness and booked into county jail to sleep it off for eight (8) hours and was released without being charged according to WLW.

Ladonna Hughett’s Facebook page seems to sums things up with this prophetic comment stating,  “I can be a handful but most times  I’m just an idiot”,  reports Metro.com

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