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Spice Up Valentine’s Day With These Weird But Wonderful Gifts

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Some Valentines have such high expectations that they end up being disappointed when they get the same cliche candy, flowers or sex apparel. Booooooooring.! Of all the gift-giving holidays, perhaps Valentine’s Day is the most fraught with danger. But if you’re dating someone who would be disappointed to receive a 6-foot gummy cobra, a marijuana bouquet, or a giant pirahna plant puppet, trust us: You don’t want them in your life. Luckily, with our guide, (because you probably will ― see? No more stress!)
you don’t have to worry about disappointing your Valentine. Meanwhile, anyone who loves the gifts below (or is at least willing to fake enthusiasm) is a real keeper. When it comes to gummy anything, bigger is always better. This 6-foot-long gummy python is sure to let your Valentine know you are truly sweet on them. Yes, you could give your Valentine roses, but those things die after a few days and, other than the smell, are kind of boring. On the other hand, there’s nothing more romantic than a giant pirahna plant puppet.

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Love can be topsy turvy, so shouldn’t your wine glasses be as well? 
especially since alcohol probably played a large part in helping you meet your Valentine. It’s only available in California, but for some people, this is enough reason to book a trip. Roses are romantic, but you ever tried smoking one? Not recommended. Instead, you can promote a budding romance with a bouquet made from one ounce of carefully cultivated marijuana. Giving your Valentine sexy lingerie sounds good in theory, but isn’t that more of a gift for yourself? This Super Mario lounging outfit will send your love the message that you don’t give a damn what other people think is sexy. And last but not least I offer, your Valentine will have sweet dreams of you when they wear this unicorn sleep mask. FYI: You are allowed to make one — only one — reference to “being horny” after you give it, but that’s it! So go surf the internet and find that special gift(s) to keep the romance alive in and out of the bedroom.

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The Mother’s Day Gifts Your Weird Mom Really Wants

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R2-D2 French Coffee Press

If your mom likes French press coffee, this <a href="" target="_blank">may be the droi

If mom likes French press coffee, this may be the droid she.s looking for.

Mother’s Day can be a mother of a day, Sure, you could go for generic items, like flowers, brunch or perfume, but if you want to send this blah say message that you’re just a cookie-cutter generic type female. Your mom, or significant other is a one of a kind, so show Mom you know you appreciate her wacky side by giving her a gift on Mother’s Day that reflects her strange and wacky side. (That’s meant to be a compliment.) No matter if your mom is into “Star Wars,” wine or something even wilder, we’ve got you covered. is here to lend a hand with the following strange gift suggestions. You don’t have to thank us now.

 Bread Slippers

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Slippers, shaped like loaves of bread, feel extra toasty.

Dogie Mug Shot

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Art is in the eye of the beholder, like this gloriously cheesy picture of a Dog’s booking photo.

How Was Your Day Wine Glass

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This wine glass  set is a godsend to help figure out Mom’s mood based on the amount of wine she needs

Blood-Splashed Cutting Board
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Your mom will have a bloody good time chopping up meats and veggies on a cutting board that looks like a huge blood spill.
 Violin Wine Case
Maybe wine is your mom's security blanket, but she feels weird carting around bottles everywhere. This <a href="http://www.wi
This violin case is a subtle way to keep her buzz going — even if she gets sick of people asking her to play
the violin.
These are just a few of the strange and wacky gift ideas we thought your mom or significant other would enjoy receiving on Mothers day. You can go on the web and find an abundant variety of strange and wacky things to surprise her with on this special day.

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