Punxsutawney Phil Wanted by Police

The Crow here for c4ocradio.com

"Happy Groundhog Day!" :) Feb.2
Punxsutawney Phil is wanted by police for the crime of deception. The world’s most famous Groundhog could be jailed. On February 2nd. Phil saw his shadow and the prediction was six more weeks of winter, however, spring came to Pennsylvania with a storm that brought more than 4 inches of snow on Wednesday and Thursday. Monroe County Sheriff Cpl. Scott Martin said, that was the straw that broke the camel’s back, I was tired of the rodent pretending to be a meteorologist so he issued a warrant and a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil under the crime of deception, Martin made the accusation because he is sick of the snow. If you see him give the Sheriff’s department a call, “we’d like to talk to him, take him into custody” Martin told local NBC affiliate WBRE-tv.
Ground hog day - February 2

But, Jefferson County Sheriff’s office issued this statement later in the day saying anyone who attempts to do anything to Phil will have problems with our Sheriff’s department, we have jurisdiction in this matter, after all, the groundhog’s hometown is Punxsutawney said Sheriff Carl Gotwald, my department will do whatever it takes to protect Phil from being arrested he also told Inside Edition. Phil’s handler, A. J. Dereume said he thinks the weather predicting groundhog is the subject of misplaced winter blues anger. The Associated Press’s records show, dating back to 1887 that Phil and his predecessors have predicted more winter times (103) to only 18 early summers.

 

3-27-2018

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