The Crow here for c4ocradio.com
People are showing up at strip clubs where Daniels (aka Stephanie Clifford) is dancing and paying her to stomp on Cheetos. According to an upcoming Penthouse interview. Clifford was at a strip club in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, when a number of gay men came to her with bags of Cheetos and offered her $20 if she would stomp on the orange puffs according to a interview given to the Daily Beast. Clifford, a true capitalist, took the money and smashed up Cheetos scattered on the stage into orange powder. Clifford, claims to have had an affair with Trump in 2006.
Many people believe the snack food resembles Trump’s skin tone. Comedian Patton Oswalt, in case you don’t get the connection, described the president as a “racist scrotum dipped in Cheeto dust.” That’s not the only titillating Trump tidbit in the interview: Clifford also told Penthouse that Trump’s comb-over is his real hair but that, in intimate moments, it moves, “like a drunken cockatoo.” So, Orange you intrigued?
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