Stormy Daniels Chip Away At Trump In A Crunchy New Way

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People are showing up at strip clubs where Daniels (aka Stephanie Clifford) is dancing and paying her to stomp on Cheetos. According to an upcoming Penthouse interview. Clifford was at a strip club in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, when a number of gay men came to her with bags of Cheetos and offered her $20 if she would stomp on the orange puffs  according to a interview given to the Daily Beast. Clifford, a true capitalist, took the money and smashed up Cheetos scattered on the stage into orange powder. Clifford, claims to have had an affair with Trump in 2006.


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Many people believe the snack food resembles Trump’s skin tone. Comedian Patton Oswalt, in case you don’t get the connection, described the president as a “racist scrotum dipped in Cheeto dust.”  That’s not the only titillating Trump tidbit in the interview: Clifford also told Penthouse that Trump’s comb-over is his real hair but that, in intimate moments, it moves, “like a drunken cockatoo.” So, Orange you intrigued?

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